Lemme school you real fast.
Step 1) Grab a roll of duct tape and a can of your favorite shitty beer.
Step 2) Drink beer.
Step 3) Grab new beer, tape to top of old beer can, drink 2nd beer
Step 4) Repeat steps 2 and 3 until properly shitfacehammerdrunk.
Thank the Dark One for Stevil. And we might be beating him to the punch here, but I don’t give a shit, this is a goddamn Team Beer’d Holiday! I suggest you start prepping your livers for an onslaught of the highest magnitude.
Here’s what she has to say about it:
“Every Monday night for the past year and a half I’ve been teaching an indoor cycling class to metal music, I call it Metal Monday. The class is at the yoga and cycling studio Breathe Denver at 5:45pm and is an hour of strength & endurance building drills for cyclists of all levels (think lower intensity, longer efforts).
Mastadon – Iron Tusk
Russian Circles – Death Rides A Horse
Ludicra – Path Of Ash
Baroness – Coeur
Sweet Cobra – Levithan
3 Inches Of Blood – Demon’s Blade
Skeletonwitch – Baptized In Flames
The Sword – The Sundering
Raise The Red Lantern – Wings Of Fury
Pelican – Lost In The Headlights
Black Cobra – Frozen Night
Saviours – Apocalypse World Split
Red Sparowes – Like The Howling Glory…”