Lemme school you real fast.
Step 1) Grab a roll of duct tape and a can of your favorite shitty beer.
Step 2) Drink beer.
Step 3) Grab new beer, tape to top of old beer can, drink 2nd beer
Step 4) Repeat steps 2 and 3 until properly shitfacehammerdrunk.
Thank the Dark One for Stevil. And we might be beating him to the punch here, but I don’t give a shit, this is a goddamn Team Beer’d Holiday! I suggest you start prepping your livers for an onslaught of the highest magnitude.
Here’s what she has to say about it:
“Every Monday night for the past year and a half I’ve been teaching an indoor cycling class to metal music, I call it Metal Monday. The class is at the yoga and cycling studio Breathe Denver at 5:45pm and is an hour of strength & endurance building drills for cyclists of all levels (think lower intensity, longer efforts).
Mastadon – Iron Tusk
Russian Circles – Death Rides A Horse
Ludicra – Path Of Ash
Baroness – Coeur
Sweet Cobra – Levithan
3 Inches Of Blood – Demon’s Blade
Skeletonwitch – Baptized In Flames
The Sword – The Sundering
Raise The Red Lantern – Wings Of Fury
Pelican – Lost In The Headlights
Black Cobra – Frozen Night
Saviours – Apocalypse World Split
Red Sparowes – Like The Howling Glory…”
Mine was spent sitting on my couch all day watching football and History Channel documentaries.
Here’s some stupid shit I found from my blog reader this morning.
No, Lara did not get married to that bottle of whiskey, but she might as well have! Chris and Lara tied the hangman’s knot Halloween weekend and did so with one hell of a bash.
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