Archives for “To Metal To Function”

I saw this over at All Hail The Black Market. It's better than NASCAR because it's European and doesn't involve going around in circles while ...

You don't see these from us very often, because frankly, we don't care too much about who actually dies in the media. Oh you are ...

Hurricane, aka, Jen Nordhem, has been killing shit since forever both on and off a bike. I met her way back in 2003 or so ...

I know its been awhile since we have updated our little ole site here, so I thought I would bring you something a little different. ...

Before I totally freaking forget... Last weekend was one of the best weekends in recent memory. Team Beer'ds' friend, Joel, happened to have a birthday ...

Ok,  some time ago I mentioned that I had picked up a sweet pair of grips from this new company: Portland Design Works.  Well the ...

That's right, its Friday again.  And it couldn't come soon enough.  We have yet another huge weekend of brootality to look forward too.  While the ...

Screw all the neigh-sayers and haters. Ghetto-Cross was fucking awesome! Thank you everyone for coming out to help make it a super-fantasticarad race. As for results, ...

Thats right kiddies, it FRIDAY!  And that means a few things around here to the Beer'd.  We are always excited  for a Friday and a chance ...

The Metal Inquisition says so. I'm ok with that. and they say.... As I'm sure absolutely all of our readers know, the Giro D' Italia ...

Last Saturday, Skidmore, Simon, Rudy, Dawn, and myself, made our way to one of the checkpoints to clean some things up and sweep the crack ...

Our kits arrived last week. They are freaking rad. Thanks to all our sponsors, Cafecito, Tuman's Alcohol Abuse Center, Urban Velo, Dr J, Smart Bike Parts, ...

We are proud to announce a new sponsor for Ghetto Cross- Fat Bald Men... Fire Beer Mayhem... whatever you would like to call them... We have ...

Come out to the near-northwest side in Chicago on June 6th, 2009, to experience Ghetto-Cross! It's exactly what you think it is, burning couches, broken 40oz ...

I love metal because of the ridiculous shit that gets pumped out of these dudes' heads. Exhibit A) Amon Amarth and their video "Guardians of ...

Long time Team Beer'd friend Andrew Utz has started a new team with Ruckus Components, the Ruckus Test Team SS. You can find a link ...

Mr. Mulder passed this along to me. On Twin Six's Dark site, they have something that Team Beer'd needs. THE METAL SACK The Jersey Too bad that ...