About

What the fuck is Team Beer’d? Well… we often ask our selves the same question. Every morning, when we roll off of our bed of nails, we look into our broken mirrors and punch our selves in the face before we go to work. We are the 9-5′ers, we are the people who fix your bike, we are the people that fix your rental cars, we are the people you don’t see. We are the people that invade your cities, drink your beer and steal your women… or men…

Two years ago during the Tour de France and while Burzum raged in the background, the founding 5 members of Team Beer’d were birthed in a dark, dank, smelly, shit-hole of a bar in Chicago, IL. At that time, we lived by the rules of failure. In those 2 years, we have grown and that philosophy changed. Now, all 15 of us are out to decimate your races, your cities, and your livers.

Over the past 2 years, our members have brought you such races as The Chicago Classics series, Trapped in the Closet, the 2009 Tour da Chicago, plus more. This year, we bring you Ghetto Cross. A sloppy drunk mixture of alleycats and cyclocross. Be prepared to swill the nectar of our god, Malort. Come mash some gears, jump some couches, and get totally rad.

Team Beer’d will ruin you.