Simon “Cruel” Lach

Name: “Cruel” SImon Lach

Metal Band Name: Anti-Metal Death

Age in Dog Years: 9

Disciplines: Scorching, pain-delivery, losing races

Favorite Metal Band: Judas Priest

Years Riding: 4

Bikes: DeBernardi Track, Faggin Road, Fit Bmx, Raleigh 3spd Cruiser

Brutal or Brootaaal?: Brütal

Favorite Facial Hair: Dahmer Style

Favorite Whiskey: Ten High